One UKIP guy was suspended for suggesting it was a curse from God in punishment for the Tories allowing gay marriage.
If so, this provides an opportunity. We should ask the Saudi's to stop stoning gays, ask them to legalise it and hold gay weddings in the middle of the desert, and then it'll rain there and not here. Flourishing oasis, happy all round, win win surely?
Failing that, can anyone find a 10,000 sq mile sized umbrella on Evilbay? Or, we could start looking for the plughole on the Somerset levels?
Its gonna be a record year for Mosquitos. Let's just hope that with warmer summers, malaria doesn't make the jump from the continent- it used to be common in Italy and the Med. There'll be lots of interesting lovely bacteria multiplying in all the water, especially after all the sewage swimming around- expect various plagues to do the rounds later on. Lots of dogs got campylobacta off the 'levels last spring- very nasty and potentially lethal.
Seriously, there's going to be loads of E Coli in all the fields, getting on the crops. In countries with poor sewage systems or where they put raw sewage on the fields, like India, it leads to lots of digestive infections.