by oldclaypaws » Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:37 pm
Thank you Dredger for your kind comments,
Ratty aka Dexxy and myself do perhaps have a tad of mischief about us, but we tone it down now, having perhaps overstepped the mark a while back and having been made to stand in the corner, after a spanking which Dexxy thoroughly enjoyed. Normally he pays for it.
As regards my sudden unanticipated 'retirement', it was due to the very selfish action of an insensitive and materialistic landlord, who put his own bland ambitions above what was of great value to a whole community. My top gallery which took 10 years to build up is being turned into an office. Apart from sacrificing chickens, lighting black candles and inviting Satan to come and feast on the remains of the aforesaid toad, I'm taking it rather well. Retailing is a real bind, you don't get out much. I've no immediate shortage of wonga; her indoors feeds me and the hounds and I've always been frugal so have lots of savings and a fair bit of capital in standing oak trees. I've loads of ideas and freedom now, so its playtime. I'll have great fun the next year reshaping the wood, building cabins, having sleepovers with chums, trying new creative processes and experimenting with chutneys and homebrews.
As regards health, its in the hands of the quacks. If I'm OK and they let me out, I'll spend 15 hours a day in the wood celebrating. If I'm not OK, I'll be spending 24 hours a day in the wood, just not moving about very much and residing under rather than above ground level. Either way, it'll be a restful experience ! I'm determined to live life to the full, not least to enjoy the wood and my two wonderful dogs, if feeling positive is an indicator, I'll make it to 100.