Well, My wife now has PTSD and I think I may need to take 6 years off work due to the trauma of not being able to give the little blighters a good whack with a large stick! Tracy has met my wife and knows what a delicate flower she is.
As for what we're going to do: if we meet the delightful charmers we will talk in hushed tones being all lightness and sweetness itself - we will ask them if they would mind terribly if they didn't use the wood to work off thier frustrations with society and instead seek enlightenment through getting a job, getting out of bed before 12 everyday, pay some taxes and join the rest of us in supporting the country's banking system with its huge debts!