by oldclaypaws » Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:14 am
Reciprocated.
My Yule Log is 80ft long, weighs 3 tons, and came down a couple of days ago to lean against its neighbour at 45 degrees. In the spirit of Christmas, I am prepared to generously give it for free to some fuel-less soul. ('Winner collects'). To remove log, suggest you bring either a refugee from Planet Krypton, Chinook Helicopter or several tins of Tesco finest Spinach, naval issue. A small gesture of appreciation from you such as a barrel of 18 year old McCallan may make losing my favourite log more palatable......
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(Yawn).............
Come on then, I'm waiting to hear from the lucky winner, what you doing, leaving it until after the Queens speech?
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oldclaypaws on Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.
