Alright, alright, I know most of us enjoy the primal experience of leaving behind the modern world and technology and playing at being a hunter-gatherer in the woods, equipped with nothing more than a good pair of boots, tin of beans, knife, and smile.
I've just entered the modern world by ordering my first smart android phone, and at the risk of sounding like a kid at Christmas can see there are possible uses for the things in a wood. The LED flashlight app looks good, and of course if you take a leg off with your widowmaker its useful for dialling a paramedic and buying a wooden leg on ebay or booking a paralympic entry in the local marathon. A twitcher pal of mine bought an app from the RSPB which has loads of recordings of birdsongs, and uses it to have conversations with them!! If he hears a female Chiffchaff, he replies as a male Chiffchaff and tries to tempt it to come over.
Has anyone else with one of these gizmos found themselves using them for interesting purposes, other than the obvious pics, caravan installation videos and telling the whole world how pleased you are to get away from it ? Be interested to hear of woodland-relevant uses.